Thor: OH, ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED A PHENOMENON MOST WONDERFUL.
Bruce: Okay, what is it?
Thor: IF ONE PLACES TWO SYMBOLS OF PUNCTUATION ADJACENT TO ONE ANOTHER, THE RESULT MIMICS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.
Thor: :)
Thor: THIS ONE APPEARS TO BE CONTENT AND IS SMILING
Bruce: Yes Thor, I see, very nice
Thor: :D
Thor: :P
Thor: :S
Bruce: Okay…Thats enough…
Thor: I AM CURRENTLY EXPRESSING A FACE SIMILAR TO THIS ONE :( BECAUSE YOU DO NOT FIND THEM ENTERTAINING
Thor: I BELIEVED THEM TO BE QUITE ENTERTAINING
Bruce: Yes, but you’re overdoing it. Please stop
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Bruce: dfhhdgfg
Tony: just text me when you’re done being a green rage monster
Bruce: Thank you…where am I?
Tony: On a beach, pepper’s on her way to you, she’s got clothes. what was it this time?
Bruce: Thor… He discovered emoticons…
Tony: Oh
Tony: okay well ill see you back at stark tower ;)
Bruce:…
Bruce: You are so lucky I have good control…
Tony: hey
Tony: hey
Tony: hey banner
Tony: (whale)
Bruce:…I hate you.
(submitted by ruraltruffle )
Glorious punchline.
“Hey, Hey, hey banner. *whale*”
fucking lost it
