Hey, it's Cena

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mewstew:

jimsgayunderwear:

Lt Colonel Fighting Jack Churchill, aka Mad Jack

• fought throughout WW2 with a longbow and a broadsword
• was also known to bring bagpipes
• he volunteered for the Commandos, not because he knew what they did but “because it sounds dangerous”
• he crawled out of a concentration camp
• about the end of WW2, he commented “If it wasn’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years.”
• atta boy

dear god

Ladies and gentlemen meet my new favourite person.

and he’s not related to winston in any way

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